Saturday, January 24, 2004

my kor got this damn funni song abt ns life

"Knock it down" by Joel Foo

Hello i am your sergeant. and u are all my men
you will listen to exactly what i say understand??
When i ask u to eat u eat
when i say sleep you sleep
do you know what i will do to you if you screw up my plan

(CHORUS)
Knock it down
Knock it down
get your hands on the ground and knock it down..
Knock it down..knock it down..
Just take it like a man and knock it down..

If you don't have a girlfriend at least now u got a wife.. (wife=rifle!!)
she just turned 21 so u guard her with your life
she is a brand new model and she shoots very far
she's made in singapura and her name is SAR (something-dunno-what-Rifle)

SAR (21) SAR (21)
shes the new rifle of singapura
SAR (21) SAR (21)
don't trifle with this rifle SAR

When i was in BMT (basic Military Training)
i used to weigh a tonne
My PTI said:" My grandma can walk faster than you run"
Last time i can't do chin ups..but now i can do five
I'm so proud of my achievement all thanks to PTI (Physical Training Instructor)

Why so slow..drop twenty
now u run 20 times around the SOC (Standard Obstacle Course, 20 rnds is no joke)
Twist my arm..sprain my knee
Go ask MO give me attend C.... (means mc)

(CHORUS)

I used to hear those stories that Army life was rough.
I used to be like "koo niang", but Army made me tough! Ummph!

After 2 years of training, now then I know why,
When the enemy starts firing
When the enemy starts firing
When the enemy starts firing
You don't have time to hide

So knock it down Knock it down
If you don't want to get killed, just knock it down!
Knock it down!
Knock it down!
I'm like a semi-automatic, Knock it down!
(So you better knock it down!)

i painstakingly typed half the song
cos could not find the full lyrics

enjoy !!

p.s. this song is very true according to my kor

angela posted this at 21:56 [comment]

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